The sexiest man alive 

A description, usually given to Boris Johnson, referring to the triumphing sexiness of a man.

Boris Johnson is the sexiest man alive

The sexiest man alive by stewiestolemywashingmachine April 22, 2021

the sexiest man alive 

Owen Watts

Me: Oh god im so horny
*my brain be thinking of the sexiest man alive, owen watts*

the sexiest man alive by the gay guy with a spoon April 6, 2022

The sexiest man alive 

Dominic is the sexiest man alive mr steal yo girl giving multiple anal orgasms on sight

Dominic you are the sexiest man alive

The sexiest man alive by Royal fuckery🗡👑 May 7, 2022

the sexiest strawberry scented douche in America 

Pedro Martinez

Pedro Martinez is the sexiest strawberry scented douche in America

the sexiest strawberry scented douche in America by SA Panther August 25, 2023

Danny DeVito the sexiest mama 

Danny DeVito is the sexiest sister to exist, he gets all the girls and all the guys wigs flew.

“Yo broskii did u see Danny DeVito the sexiest mama?”
“Yeah my wig flew sister!”

Danny DeVito the sexiest mama by Sexysister4321 August 11, 2018

the absolute SEXIEST man alive

dom is the sexiest man alive and he loves watching gay midget hardcore anal hentai

somebody walks into doms room...
dom is naked and he glittering somehow and in the back round you see hentai porn
Man"what are doing"
Dom"what do you think i'm doing"
Man"you are the absolute SEXIEST man alive"

the absolute SEXIEST man alive by me kill YOU December 15, 2022

Sexiest Man To Walk The Earth 

Harry Motherfucking Styles

friend 1: “oh dude have you seen The Sexiest Man To Walk The Earth ?”

friend 2: “You mean Harry Motherfucking Styles?”

friend 1: “yeah”

Sexiest Man To Walk The Earth by harrystyleslover678 January 25, 2020