The Golden Rule

Guy 1: Yo ima nail the chick, I don’t care if she looks like a Manatee.

Guy 2: Dude don’t. Remember, the golden rule: no fat bitches.

Guy 1: Dude you’re right, my bad.
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The golden rule simply states that, " it is not gay if it's in a three-way." The three-way is when three people have intercourse in one setting. As long as two guys are having sex with at least one girl, it is not gay.
"Everyone should live by the golden rule."
by The sleepy sloth March 20, 2014
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Oh shit you hit him in the balls! You know the golden rule, now suck it.
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States that its ok to have sex with a dude when its in a 3-way.
Featured in the song The Golden Rule by The Lonely Island.
Mary: You boys wanna do a 3-way? I know most guys don't freak together...

Boys: Well she forgot about the Golden Rule — a huh huh...
by Superman 4 The Quest for Peace October 22, 2011
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Treat people like shit, that way they treat you like shit. Don't expect them to treat you like shit though, some people try to be friendly to try and get you to be friendly to them.
An asshole's golden rule is not the same as a friendly person's golden rule.
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One of those classic "viable only in theory" philosophies that doesn't stand up in the real world.
Two huge problems with The Golden Rule are:

(1) You cannot know what someone else prefers, so if you try to do for him what you yourself like, this does not mean that said choice of actions will be at all pleasant/agreeable for him.
(2) Few folks are actually going "practice the Golden Rule back to you", so if you attempt to "do the right thing" and give someone what you would want if you were in his shoes, he will likely just view you as a foolish sucker and take shamelessly advantage of you --- he will simply "take, take, take" from you till he's totally drained you dry, then stomp off in a huff without even a single word of appreciation or acknowledgement, and feelinglessly look for his next naive soft-heart whom he can exploitingly victimize for his own selfsish personal gain.
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He who has the gold makes the rules
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When your child askes you about the golden rule you could say "do onto others as you would want them to do onto you." or you could say "He who has the gold, makes the rules"
by Spencer McGrew December 28, 2005
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