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nigger technology

Dubbed first in the show "The Boondocks"
It is any technological system that isn't actually advanced and is useless.
Nigger Technology, as discussed in the show.
'Rummy'(voiced over by Samuel L. Jackson) argues with Wuncler (voiced over by Charlie Murphy)
Gin Rummy: Let's go, Ed.
Wuncler III: Hold up, my nigga. Hold up.
Gin Rummy: Go time, nigga! Let's go!
Wuncler III: I sent that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces
Gin Rummy: Man, I don't get that.
Wuncler III: What?
Gin Rummy: That "texting" shit.
Wuncler III: What's wrong with texting?
Gin Rummy: Oh, you mean other than the fact that it's the stupidest fucking thing in the world? Who in their right mind would spend fifteen minutes trying to type some shit they could have called and said in five seconds? Plus, it involves typing with your thumbs, which I just don't approve of. I don't know about you, but I don't have time to read something that a motherfucker typed with his thumbs. Fun Fact: Nothing typed by somebody's thumbs has ever been important. It's all just nigga technology, anyway.
Wuncler III: What'd you call it?
Gin Rummy: Nigga Technology. Technology for niggas, and don't start trippin' and shit, calling me a racist, because I don't mean "nigga" in a disrespectful way. I mean it as a general term for an ignorant motherfucker. Anybody, of any race, can be an ignorant motherfucker.
Wuncler III: Shit, I be texting my ass of. Shit, bitches like texting. I be texting 'em all the time. Matter of fact, I also be texting my weed man, too, cause, you know, he don't like to be on the phone, so I text him.
Gin Rummy: ...Case in point.
by Rajwuncler April 8, 2006
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SBL Technology

SBL technology is "Sexy Blue Light" technology. Made famous by the Samsung electronics company for using it on many of their TV's and appliances.
Have you seen the new blue LED lights inside my computer tower? I love SBL technology!
by Vapor S. Thompson October 19, 2011
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toungue technology

A famous line by suga aka agust d in his song agust d
"ill take listeners to hongkong with my toungue technology" -min yoongi 2016
by jungkoooooooooooooook December 15, 2019
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Technolorgy

A large gathering of males testing out or playing with a new phone, iPod, laptop, etc.. Usually held in the basement of the host's mom's house and involves numerous frozen and/or deep fried food items.
Gene: So we got together and played with our N95s...
Paul: Fool, we had those at last year's technolorgy!

Alain: There was this really hot chick at yesterday's technolorgy.
Harry: Really?
Alain: April fool's!
by Nickorido March 9, 2009
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technology illiterate

Someone who doesn't know anything/very little about technology. Sometimes they end up throwing around buzz words (like high-speed, big data, machine learning, IoT etc.) in an attempt to make themselves look smart - much to the dismay of the geeks watching.
Steve: "This new smart watch has 1TB of ram, a machine-learning CPU processor, 15MB of high-capacity SSD storage and 10MB of mobile data. Pretty good, eh?"
Dan: "eh..."
Steve: "Oh! Did you know that the watch also comes with a state-of-the-art big data analyzer?"
Dan: *sighs*
Dan: "Steve, your such a technology illiterate - did you know that?"
by Boneco123 August 5, 2020
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A technology nut

Someone who must have the newest stuff right now!
Ed is a Technology nut because he just got a new PC last year but now he want a new one this year because it's better!
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Pulling Back The Foreskin Of Technology

Doing work or research that is so cutting edge, so far beyond "outside-the-box", that it makes you uncomfortable and excited in equal measure that you just cannot wait to show it off to your friends/peers. Also abbreviated to P.B.T.F.O.T.
Martin Bundle to Christian Horner...

Damn, it looks like Red Bull have made another championship winning F1 car again this year!

Christian Horner to the BBC and the worlds media...

Yeah, Adrian Newey has been busy all winter Pulling Back The Foreskin Of Technology on that one hasn't he!
by Jiro2010 October 22, 2011
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