A poor excuse for Mexican food.

Common "Mexican" food eaten by gringos that need to hit up an actual taco place and pay for some authentic food instead of that crap you call "Taco" Bell.

Diarrhea doesn't follow, also.

I ate some Taco Bell, and woke up a weapon of ass destruction so powerful the bathroom was quarantined for months before it was safe to go in again.

Afterwards, I went to a local taco place and ate some tacos that were actually pretty good. Thankfully, my crap came out solid.

by Frijolero March 16, 2009

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Get the taco bellmug.

taco bell

To taco bell, or eat huge amouts of shitty food(not necessarily taco bell) then go party for the night, and wake up the next morning, not really remembering what when on, or why your ass is toatally demolished. Frequent taco bellers are refered to as "Bellies" and are usually fat, stupid, and suck dick just for that one last "Gordita"
Though most people agree that Belling fairly tits, it is not advised to do so on a regular basis.

"dude, you wanna go taco belling to night?"
"hell yea, you wanna go to White Asshole or taco hell?"

*mother "Look at you! did you you go belling last night?"
*son shits his pants and goes back to sleep.

by Abe713 January 30, 2008

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