Tight Pant Syndrome (T.P.S.)

When a guy wears such tight pants on a consistent basis they start to rub away his leg hair leaving hairless patches. Usually happens on the broad bike-riding calves of hipsters.
I got these killer new pants, but they're mad tiny. When I took them off I had a serious case of Tight Pant Syndrome (T.P.S.).
by ARoch February 17, 2010
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(Toxic pea syndrome) were you are forced to eat peas and uncontrollably vomit from the direct contact of disgustingness with your stomach lining.
Dam susan got T.P.S from last nights vegetable. She threw it up all over the beer butt chicken.
by Fckpeas September 27, 2019
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Teasing, pulling, Squeezing.

The abbreviation of the three pronged pillar of a style of stretching and lengthening and thickening the penile shaft, to elicit more blood flow, growth, and strength in a man's reproductive glands for sturdiness and depth of penetration.
T.P.S.....Everyday, twice a day of ya can. It's like yoga but for your penis.
by DeSexbot March 05, 2022
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this bully must really have a case of T.P.S.!
by reasl words February 25, 2018
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