sumeetitis

when you cant f*cking type right like sumeet

hwo are yuo?

ew you have sumeetitis

by wankerlailllama December 29, 2009

to do a sumeett/sanjiv

to be a 50 year old who wanks to young male children but has no testicles so when he has an orgasm it is an explosion of piss. following this he releases a load of shit from his saggy anus.

Other things classed as doing a sanjiv/sumeet is liying lots, being paki filth, (nigger stain),being fat, having annoying brothers, being a retard. sucking ur mums cock

i smell a nigger, nigger stain, nigger book
to do a sumeett/sanjiv is to suck cock

by penis butt September 14, 2008

Sushmeet

A female who is known to be the biggest bitch in the history. She knows how to please a man and she can even please animals too.

I don't like being Sushmeet.

by Baburao Ganapathrao Apte February 28, 2019

Sasmeet

Good at hockey, rugby, cricket but he's also like Joey from friends and loves drinking j2o

Person 1: Look at Sasmeet, he can down a whole j2o in one go!!
Person 2: Have you seen him play hockey too, he's like the Messi of hockey

by JEPPEJ January 6, 2020

Sushmeetha

A person who is associated with wealth and power. Also a person whose intuition is very strong.

My god, you definitely have Sushmeetha in your life

by QWERTY1309 November 22, 2021

Sumeet

That one guy in your friends group, who everyone calls chutiya

Don't be such a Sumeet

by Anon-imous November 23, 2021

Sumeeth

The meaning of the name is pleasent music the person with this name is found to be very intelligent, smart,helping others in need.

Hi I am Sumeeth

by SteveRogers484 November 24, 2021