stick it in the toaster

an act of simulating sexual intercourse with a toaster or any electrical item that could be hazardous to ones health or junk

Ex 1. guy 1: man i tried to stick it in the toaster burnt mah dick

guy 2: your a dipshit

Ex 2. husband: honey dont get mad but i tried stickin it the toaster

wife:and you wonder why we sleep in seperate beds, i want a divorce

by mike stillone January 4, 2011

stick it in the drywall

The act of when you become so irritably horny that you have to stick your cock in the drywall to excrete some gamer juice. this inevitably gets rid of your erection but costs a lot of money in repairs to your drywall.

graham was so horny he had to stick it in the drywall

by SlapaCock May 28, 2021

stick it in your mouth

when a girl with very large knockers is about to put a piece of food in there mouth u say "stick it in your mouth"

J K: is eating a sandwich about to eat the last piece

D L : oh yeah stick it in your mouth

by uncle dilly March 8, 2011

stick it in the ear

The sexual act of placing one partners sexual organ into the other partners ear canal.

Lourin: "Hey dude, it does not count if you stick it in the ear."
Ousten: "Okay"

by EarToucher October 30, 2013

Stick it in easy pull it out greasy

To stick your dick in a pussy and after you fuck pull it out with all the cum and pussy juice on it.

I'm gonna stick it in easy pull it out greasy.

by Rebel2012 July 18, 2020

I'd stick it in the pooper

the pooper is the ass, dumbfuck

I'd stick it in the pooper = I'd do her indabutt.

by Nick D February 21, 2003

Butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

An expression of extreme disbelief or shock.

Obama hasn't been lynched yet? Well butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

by obamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 1, 2009