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Penis-satisfier

A girl who is good-looking but not as much as she thinks she is. But therefore gets with whoever she wants, thinking that it is because of how attractive she is, when really it is just because of how horny he is. The typical "popular girl"
Andy: Dude, Carol is so hot!

Marc: No dude, you just wanna do her cuz she is blond and has big tits.

Andy: Ya man, your right, but you'd reck that shit too!

Marc: Of course dude, she's a penis-satisfier, that's all she is.
by monkeychip35 February 19, 2011
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swatisfied

the state of mind when someone is satisfied with a swagalicious decision.
Man: have you seen my new kicks?
Man #2: .........
Man: shiiiit.....his swatisfied.
by maycrayswagbrah August 7, 2011
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you will never be satisfied

you will never be satisfied with what you have. you get a wife/husband and then cheat on them by accident because the person that made you cheat is forcing you to.
Person A: i know my sister like i know my own mind, you will never find, anyone who is trusting or as kind! i love my sister more than anything in this universe--- you will never be satisfied, god i hope you're satisfiiiiiiied
Person C: you'll never gonna be president now!
Person B: *extremely pissed off*
by Kiyotaka Ishimauru December 31, 2020
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satisfired

Getting fired from a job you hated anyway, preferably while making crude comments or giving your manager or boss the finger.
Tom: I got satisfired today.
Dan: Really? What happened?
Tom: You know that shit job I had at Taco Hell? Yeah. They said I wasn't giving "satisfactory performance". I told the manager that that's what his wife told me last night and walked out.
by Your aunt's brother's mother October 19, 2008
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Shatisfied

person 1: man i haven't shit in a week.
person 2: dude that sucks.
person 1: tell me about it.
person 3:(coming out of b.r.) man am i shatisfied.
person 1:(to person 3) i fucking hate you.
by Anchor91 June 1, 2011
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STATUSfied

An overwhelming feeling of happiness associated with the perfect post on FaceBook.
I am STATUSfied with my current post on FaceBook!
by jbwritergirl May 5, 2014
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satisfired

That good feeling of relief when your terrible boss finally let's you go... And you won't have to deal with your nasty co-workers.
After that 3rd warning last Monday, Mr Stuurman thought he was teaching me a lesson by letting me go for coming to work wasted. Little did he know I was satisfired...HaHaHa I never loved that job HaHaHa *sips vodka* HaHaHa Free at last
by Demented_Retard June 24, 2015
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