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Stan lee

A man, a legend, the creator of many favorite super heroes, lived a legend, died a legend, now with the likes if bob Ross in mega ultra heaven. 1922-November 12 2018 tge date we all loss someone
Dude did you hear stan lee died

No way he has been alive for so long
by Bloodyskull32 November 12, 2018
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wood staffing

Similar to docking, this incredibly sensual activity involves not one, not two, but three naked men. Man one puts his dick in man two’s mouth. Man two puts his dick in man three’s mouth. Man three puts his dick in man one’s mouth. This is all done while laying down, of course, each person at a 120 degree angle to the other two. All three men proceed to thrust forward and backward, alternating who screams WOOD STAFFING each thrust. The first person to cum is the loser of this incredibly fun game as he has the biggest gay.
Person 1:Bro I just finished docking my friend!

Person 2: bro that’s nothing on wood staffing!!! You should try it it’s hella gay
by Thicc Yeet October 31, 2019
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stan LOONA

a phrase used by fans of the group, otherwise known as orbits, usually posted on social medias such as Twitter or Youtube.
orbits: STAN LOONA COWARDS
someone: who-
orbits: shhhhh *shoves hi high mv in their face* stan loona *disappears in the shadows*
by U attack MY heart January 26, 2019
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sebastian stan

Sebastian stan is a cute but misunderstood man. You cannot hurt him because though phydicly strong he is but a fragile beauty at heart. He will defend you and will carry all your best intentions as if they were his own. He never betrays a friend even after many a years. Slightly crazed and hilarious at bitter moments, Sebastian will make you smile with seriousness and joy that will inflict upon others. Quickly he will become your fav American and wanted boyfriend, his smile, hair, and other perfect qualities such as hight and adoribleness quickly entrances you as does his warm emotions that you also can't resist. Overall if you have similar anythings you will love Sebastian Stan.
by marvel obsessionist January 20, 2015
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grunkle stan

I'm grunkle Stan and you're watching Disney Channel. XD
by soppu chan June 18, 2017
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cum stain stan

The real life equivalent of spiderman, except his radioactive whore of a girlfriend bit his cock while she was blowing him, and he gained the ability to shoot strings of cum from his cock that are strong enough to swing from, you'll occasionally see him swinging around the streets of Alabama blasting people with his massive cock and cum shots, fucking your mom, wife, sister, cousin, daughter, you, your son, your dog, your cat, your camel, your underaged daughter, even your illegally imported pet alligator from Australia.

your favorite cum flinging superhero's abilities are:
cum shots, cum blasts, cum swinging, cum flinging, gerbilling (you are the victim in this case), and omniphilia

his enemies are Bitchardson Richardson, and The Inbred Associates Of Alabama (Alabama's sex crime syndicate)
you: cum stain stan fucked my underaged daughter again, and i think she's pregnant this time
your now pregnant daughter: he fucked dead grandma last night too
by cum.stain.stan April 23, 2022
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Stafford County

Stafford County is a place that is in close proximity to Quantico Marine base and just about an hour south of Washington D.C. As legend has it Stafford County is believed to be a black hole. No attractions at all just a movie theater...Oh wait there’s not even one of those. Stafford is also notorious for clearing land for CVS’s, Walmarts, and places with overpriced rent or mortgage payments. I mean what do you pay for to live there? Good luck traveling out of Stafford because traffic will have you by the balls and when you decide to stay in Stafford, Quantico bomb testing will send the slightest shake to your home every other morning. Stafford County is so boring that this “slight shake” is considered very entertaining. God save your Stafford teens souls because boredom will be inevitable. Parents prepare to fork out some cash to get your houses power washed and cars detailed because depending on how much of an asshole your child is in school these assets will have egg, syrup, bologna, pee or even shit on it. Stafford County teenagers become Picasso with their creativity when they are so fucking bored. Overall, Stafford will suck out whatever life you have in you as it does most of its residents. When you go off to college most people you meet would have never even heard of Stafford County, which says a lot about it. On the bright side Stafford can be a good quiet place to retire or go to the neighborhood gas station called wawa. Otherwise this Stafford is truly a lost cause.
“Do you guys want to play hide-n-go seek in Walmart?” Dude of course I love all the hiding spots in the Stafford County Walmart."

“Woahhh was that just a small earthquake?” No dude you just live in Stafford County?”

“Ohhhh no I left my car out all night and now theres shit on my hood. “ Welcome to Stafford County asshole.”

“Woahhh dude are marching bands always in parades?” “Ohhh you must be from Stafford County.”

“Want to go see a movie or go bowling tonight at 7:00?” “How can we do that we live in Stafford County.”
by Its Stephanie Bitch 21 July 30, 2018
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