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Pepsi-Sponsored Melancholy

PSM, for short. A phrase used to desrcibe people, places, and sellouts who fake an expression of sorrow for personal gain. For example, a widow may use her husband's death as a way of getting attention for herself. Or a politician may use a national tragedy for personal gain.

Another example would be somebody who adopts a "goth" lifestyle, with a pretense at melancholy, in order to make their dull life seem more interesting. Little do they know, their life is interesting enough without all the pretense, if only they would believe in themselves.

All in all, a useful phrase for describing a variety of high-profile whiners.
Make sure the cameras catch my Pepsi-Sponsored Melancholy. Wouldn't want them to find out I'm just a no-good heartless bastard.
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sponsored

"I'll sponsor you!" (takes out knife)
by Kat October 23, 2003
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Sponsorered

my friend Lauren miss spell sponsored so now im making it an official word
its sponsorered, look.
by s09h13 May 20, 2021
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Sponsored Sleep

The sleep you experience after spending the day slutting out / slutted out by the love of your life.
What a lovely nights sleep, I'm glad it was sponsored sleep.
by Naaaaaani April 26, 2022
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another way of saying you are on your cycle/period/menstruating
I can't have sex with you tonight....i'm on my vacation sponsored by mother nature.
by allgr8 February 3, 2010
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state sponsored terrorism

Being a fucking geezer to the point that the state of Iran gets scared. Fucking pussies
I’m involved in state sponsored terrorism declared by the state of Iran
by C/S ghostrider January 18, 2023
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State sponsored prostitute

A prostitute that is paid by a government to be a spy honey trap. They generally sleep with politically influential people to gain access and insight to classified information or insider knowledge, and could be a biological weapon of mass dickstruction spreading devastating STDs.
Fang Fang was a state sponsored prostitute from China.
by Dick bomb April 29, 2023
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