cream of mushroom soup

When your partner lays upside down and you shoot your load into their nostrils, making a nice creamy batch of a sticky white-sauced-soup in their nose

I can’t wait to make her a bowl of cream of mushroom soup

cream of mushroom soup by teddykreuger October 21, 2025

creamy tomato soup 

Sex move invented by a hacker/phone phreak.

You have to have earned your red wings and have the ability to enjoy eating your own semen(jackingworld encouraged this on me).

phlux found his girl leaking menstrual blood, and requested the creamy tomato soup. He quickly ejaculated on her vagina and lapped it up with his tongue.

A variant of this move is the cream pie instead of ejaculating ON the bloody vagina.

creamy tomato soup by phlux403 October 13, 2007

sourcream sanchez 

applying a huge gob of sourcream under a unsuspecting victims nose with your first and middle finger while they are preparing any dinner fare with sourcream in it, then as they shake their head in disgust you loudly yell "sourcream sanchez"

While junior was making up his soft taco at dinner last night steven snuck up behind him reached around the front of his face and smeared him up with a sourcream sanchez.

sourcream sanchez by murfmann November 14, 2009