Skipped into a wall

To inflict great bodily harm upon oneself while in a state of severe inebriation

A: Dude, what happened to her? Looks like she broke her leg.

B: Oh, you didn't hear?

A: No.

B: She went out drinking with some coworkers Saturday night, got completely tanked and totally skipped into a wall.

by SwampRob November 4, 2011

slippering

A type of spanking that consists of hitting the buttocks with a shoe -- or "slipper." It used to be a common form of corporal punishment.

My daddy was so upset at my mistake that he took off his shoe and gave me a slippering on the spot.

by Vic Hunt May 29, 2010

slippering

the art of sticking ones foot up the anus as far as it may go.

joel was such a charmer that he convinced two girls into a rousing night of slippering, thereby cleaning his floor.

by spazzy mchotpants May 13, 2005