Slam-Pig

A big old whore that is willing to have sex with the first guy she meets

Dude i was ramming whiteys mom when i pulled out and realized she was a nothing but filth and Slam-pig

by MattO1 October 10, 2005

Slam Pig

Ugly Slut; Whore; girl who is ugly but is a last resort booty call.

I was so drunk last night that i fucked that slam pig

by mmass016 December 7, 2007

Slam Pig

Big fat ugly whore who thinks she is the hottest shit to ever touch the face of the Earth. In reality the only people who fuck her are drunk college kids who need an easy fuck at a party, or basically anybody desperate enough to fuck something so fat, so ugly, and so used up.

Dude, I can't believe Steve fucked that Slam Pig!" "I know man, but he was wicked drunk, he probably would've fucked your mother if it was his only option." "Fuck you man, she's dead!" "EXACTLY!

by Big Red36 November 22, 2010

Slam Pig

A straight up slut, used souley for smashing on.

Hey see that drunk skank over there hanging on Rick, I know at least six guys that have banged her, she's a real filthy slam pig.

by Jimboshamb January 31, 2009

Slam Pig

A pig that can slam dunk a basketball.

I've got 3 slam pigs, and 2 shooting pigs, we're gonna be a good basketball team.

by cooldudeman July 2, 2014

Slam pig

a man or woman who is only fucked when there is no one else around. You're not a friend, lover or relative...but loyal like an animal.

The person using you doesn't have feelings for you-You are merely a warm hold to Penetrate.

Much how lonely farmers would copulate with Sheep or Lambs..

Joe convinced his slam pig Stacy he cared so she would have sex with him until someone better came along

by Thatgirl76 September 21, 2020

Slam Pig

Noun. circa spring break 2002. Slampigs are at home on any dance floor. They're easy to spot with their tight black pants and fat rolls that showcase their whale tales whilst pushing up a shirt size too small. Slampigs are last to leave the dancefloor and normally raise the tempreture of any club by 100 degrees due to their fat faces chewing up all the free oxygen. They're the ugly little sis to Cougars and 2nd cousins to the Coyote Ugly.

Dude run. Slam Pigs nine o'clock.

by Douche McMurphlenuts May 4, 2007