Dude i was ramming whiteys mom when i pulled out and realized she was a nothing but filth and Slam-pig
by MattO1 October 11, 2005
by mmass016 November 12, 2007
Big fat ugly whore who thinks she is the hottest shit to ever touch the face of the Earth. In reality the only people who fuck her are drunk college kids who need an easy fuck at a party, or basically anybody desperate enough to fuck something so fat, so ugly, and so used up.
Dude, I can't believe Steve fucked that Slam Pig!" "I know man, but he was wicked drunk, he probably would've fucked your mother if it was his only option." "Fuck you man, she's dead!" "EXACTLY!
by Big Red36 November 19, 2010
Hey see that drunk skank over there hanging on Rick, I know at least six guys that have banged her, she's a real filthy slam pig.
by Jimboshamb January 31, 2009
by cooldudeman July 02, 2014
a man or woman who is only fucked when there is no one else around. You're not a friend, lover or relative...but loyal like an animal.
The person using you doesn't have feelings for you-You are merely a warm hold to Penetrate.
Much how lonely farmers would copulate with Sheep or Lambs..
The person using you doesn't have feelings for you-You are merely a warm hold to Penetrate.
Much how lonely farmers would copulate with Sheep or Lambs..
Joe convinced his slam pig Stacy he cared so she would have sex with him until someone better came along
by Thatgirl76 September 22, 2020
Noun. circa spring break 2002. Slampigs are at home on any dance floor. They're easy to spot with their tight black pants and fat rolls that showcase their whale tales whilst pushing up a shirt size too small. Slampigs are last to leave the dancefloor and normally raise the tempreture of any club by 100 degrees due to their fat faces chewing up all the free oxygen. They're the ugly little sis to Cougars and 2nd cousins to the Coyote Ugly.
by Douche McMurphlenuts April 25, 2007