shlurp

to give oral sex, like a vacuum cleaner

In my senior year, my english teacher bent down and asked me to shlurp him.

by Jarshsnobble December 26, 2023

downtown Louisiana shlurp

when you suck on your homie's butthole to get the poo out. This is done in exchange for something. No homo is always implied.

Yeah, ill give you that ye ole downtown Louisiana shlurp if you buy me a new PC.

by MayoCoveredShoe June 3, 2021

Shlurped

A word describing a blowjob.

“I got shlurped.”
“I’m getting shlurped.”
“I’m going to get shlurped.”

by Gordon Jamesey April 28, 2025

mad shlurps

Giving oral sex, or when something sucks.

Can be used to replace 'You suck."

Y'all be givin' mad shlurps!

Hey did you hang with Poison?
Hell yea dude! Got mad shulrps!

by Ben Berkowitz March 20, 2008