shlurp

to give oral sex, like a vacuum cleaner

In my senior year, my english teacher bent down and asked me to shlurp him.

by Jarshsnobble December 26, 2023

shlurp

Basically, it is a slurpee. I used this word in asking to have one. Maybe you would use it as a short form, or just a funny word. In this example:

"Can I have a shlurp shlurp, Kailey? Kaitlynn asked.
"No, you can't hav a shlurp shlurp from Circle K." Kailey shot back.

by yeeyee.uraraka June 24, 2019

Quack SHLURP

Like duck butter, except a more discreet way of saying it.

Man my quack shlurp was dripping all the way down my leg after that Chloe Ting workout.

by Hisoka chan August 16, 2020

Shlurp

A verb invented by Ranboo to replace the words eat or drink when talking about soup.

-“I’m shlurping soup right now”
•”Cool, is it tomato soup?”

by Hex : Depression February 23, 2021