Taking a massive, hellacious dump in someone else'
s bathroom (especially a stranger/
acquaintance), then leaving swiftly and pretending that nothing happened.
Person 1: Hey man, why are you in such a hurry? We just got here ten minutes ago?
Person 2: Get your coat. I just took a massive shit in this dude'
s bathroom, and I want to get the hell out of here before he finds out it was me.
Person 1: So...shit-and-
run?
Person 2: Exactly.