Shmick

Ugly ass nigga

"Shut up you fucking shmick"

"Nah she a shmick"

by BigPump0 November 30, 2017

shmick

(adj.) a person; usually of low intelligence who wears sportwear and acts in a threatening manner. Refers to an entire underclass of British culture
Colloquialism originating from Belfast but has since been exported nationally.

See also: Chavs, Hoodies, Neds, Townies, Kevs, Charvers, Steeks, Spides, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Kappa Slappers, Skangers, Scutters, Janners, Stigs, Scallies, Hood Rats.

e.g. "here mate, lend us a feg", one would reply; " Step back you Shmick! I've got mace!"

by anonymous author December 28, 2005

Shmickle

A penis that a shaped like a pickle. (Not to be confused with shmeat )

Girl: Is your dick big?
Man: I got that shmickle bitch of course.
Girl: Ooooh 😋

by Big Gucci Micah January 21, 2016

shmick my goo

variety of meanings:
1.the wish to engage in sexual intercourse with an individual.
2.the desire to beat an individual senseless.
3. a substitute for blasphemy.

1."man, id love to schmick her goo right about now!"
2."if that guy doesnt stop making discriminative comments about me and my fellow Amish brothers...im gunna schmick his goo with a large plank of wood!"
3."well schmick my goo! thats a surprise!"

by camdaddy November 16, 2004

Shidick

When you fuck sumone up tha ass and u get shit on your dick

ayo,dat bitch iz nasty, i got shidick from her.

by Toof Pic July 8, 2004

shmickershmack

a single cigarette.

"can i bum a shmickershmack "
"excuse me sir, can i shmick your shmack"?
(means to have a sip of a cigarette)

by Kohlmin September 25, 2010

shihicky

when a person takes a crap on girl's face, then she proceeds to give you a hicky

"Guy: My girl Shelia just gave me a shihicky.
Guy 2: Dude WTF..."

by Ronnie744 June 13, 2011