September

September the best month of all

Also it makes so much sense that all of the September born people are so proud it’s coz where all virgos haha
Dude September is totally the best month
by Purple cherry ham January 13, 2020
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September

Girls can’t squirt for the whole month. It is the female version of No Nut November

Cassidy: Oh no, it’s September

Jill: Why are you so bummed out?

Cassidy: Because it’s No Squirt September

Jill: Dang it, I shoulda used my August wisely.
by WhereTheHoesAt November 05, 2019
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September

September is the month where there are the most fights amongst couples. There are more disputes in September than in every other month. The combination of summer coming to an end, school beginning and business around the country slowing down and causing many couples to struggle leads to a high amount of breakups.
Damn, I think it must be September. We don't see eye to eye at all anymore!
by GuRuU September 11, 2010
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Septembeer

The month of September, when the shrinking daylight and the beginning of school and work pushes people to drink more beer.
It's Septembeer! Fuck it let's have a beer
by Kraken of the night September 15, 2017
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September

September is the mount where you can’t use the yellow app “Snap chat
Girl:Are you on snap chat in September”
Guy: yeah... Ohhhh snap
by Kaiori December 07, 2019
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September

Any derivative of LSA extracted from Morning Glory Seeds.
My slider didn't have any LSD, so I bought some seed to make September, instead.
by Sane Rage May 06, 2009
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September

National slap someone in the face month. In September you can slap anyone in the face. Have fun slapping!
Jessica: hey how’s your day-
SLAP
Jessica: What was that for?!
Alison: it’s September!
by melodylusc November 04, 2019
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