segway

Transitioning from knowing "segue" is not spelled "segway" or segueing whilst balanced upon two wheels.

While we rode our Segways to a talking picture, I segued the conversation into the pleasures of adolescent flesh.

by Baron von Mannsechs October 17, 2007

segwaying

the act of riding a segway

Bob and I got ran over by someone who was segwaying

by Joe Pond April 19, 2011

Segway

(verb) to smoke copious amounts of marijuana

"Dude, what are you up to tonight?"
"I'm going to Segway with Bill tonight, want to join?"
"Of course man, you know I'm always down to Segway!"

by SegwayAllDayErryDay May 4, 2012

Segway

A segway is fun to ride but you wouldn't want your friends seeing you riding it.
This same concept can be applied to a girl, she may be fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you riding that.

Timmy "Hey Steve who were you waving at?"
Steve " Oh that's just my segway, don't worry about her"

by A stray mexican December 4, 2015

segway

To seamlessly transition from one part of a conversation to the next as if you were riding on a "Segway" scooter between the two points.

The speaker finished talking about his 2nd Impress slide, rode a Segway scooter to the opposite end of the stage, and then began his segway into the 3rd Impress slide.

by Miko917 April 16, 2009

Segway

Useless piece of garbage that you would probably get beat up/shot if you were seen in public using it.

The victim was attacked because he was riding a segway.

by Jimmy S January 10, 2004

segway

A modern version of magic carpet using balancing technology called "smart motion". You can't describe the feeling or appreciate the experience until you ride it.

The price tag is high for now, but just like any other technology it will become more practical and affordable in years.

Segway is cool, fun and magical!!

by G20 July 20, 2006