How to make Kandice Sangria:
Mix half part red wine and half part orange soda together in a glass. Add ice for embellishment. Stir and serve.
Generations old recipe.
Mix half part red wine and half part orange soda together in a glass. Add ice for embellishment. Stir and serve.
Generations old recipe.
Guest: "This sangria is the best I've ever tasted! How'd you make it?"
Me: "It's Kandice sangria."
Guest: "Got it. Orange soda."
Me: "It's Kandice sangria."
Guest: "Got it. Orange soda."
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Based on the Spanish wine-drink Sangria. When you finish drinking a glass of Sangria, all that's left is fruit that has been soaked in booze.
Based on the Spanish wine-drink Sangria. When you finish drinking a glass of Sangria, all that's left is fruit that has been soaked in booze.
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Look at that guy over there trying to dance to Lady Gaga. He can hardly even stand up!
Patrick:
Someone should cut that Sangria off.
Look at that guy over there trying to dance to Lady Gaga. He can hardly even stand up!
Patrick:
Someone should cut that Sangria off.
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My Friend and I decided we needed a come back for the dirty sanchez. And since we know that vaginal blood (with the occassional blood cot) probably does not taste all that good nor smells that fantastic...how about swiping that across someone's upper lip! Since Red Sangria's come with clumps of fruit...thought a clumpy blood clot across a man's face would be rather funny (hince the term DIRTY SANGRIA).
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