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Kandice Sangria

How to make Kandice Sangria:

Mix half part red wine and half part orange soda together in a glass. Add ice for embellishment. Stir and serve.

Generations old recipe.
Guest: "This sangria is the best I've ever tasted! How'd you make it?"
Me: "It's Kandice sangria."
Guest: "Got it. Orange soda."
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Sangria

Refers to a gay man who has had too much to drink.

Based on the Spanish wine-drink Sangria. When you finish drinking a glass of Sangria, all that's left is fruit that has been soaked in booze.
Rachel:
Look at that guy over there trying to dance to Lady Gaga. He can hardly even stand up!

Patrick:
Someone should cut that Sangria off.
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sangria fresca

A gum flavor by orbit that will rock your face.

taste like passionfruit.
Its a gum by orbit. called sangria fresca.
by kimbrookem August 19, 2008
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Dirty Sangria

A swipe across the upper lip with a finger coated with a brownish red, foul smelling type of liquid coming from a woman's vagina! Preferably a blood clot.
My Friend and I decided we needed a come back for the dirty sanchez. And since we know that vaginal blood (with the occassional blood cot) probably does not taste all that good nor smells that fantastic...how about swiping that across someone's upper lip! Since Red Sangria's come with clumps of fruit...thought a clumpy blood clot across a man's face would be rather funny (hince the term DIRTY SANGRIA).
by The Brown Wind April 28, 2011
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sangrilangle

A person with a startling resemblance to a particular animal.
Wow! That sangrilangle looks just like a marmaduke!
by the Wicker Mangle July 23, 2010
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Samapriya

Look she's Samapriya . She's so cool
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Saipriya

She might seem like your average teacher's pet. She is shy, kind, intelligent, understanding, and annoying at times, but once you get to know her, you will realize she is also the most dirty-minded, affection-starved, sweetest, and loud-ass motherfucker in the world. Overall a great friend, great in bed, and just perfect.
"okayyy saipriya but how FUCK DO YOU KNOW THAT???"

"cuz...stuff and um...."
"BITCH YOU ARE LITERAL FETUS WTF"
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