Rainbow (
aka "Ritchie Blackmore's Rainbow" and "Blackmore's Rainbow") were a rock
band, you bunch of sick
fucks, degenerates and homophobes!
Guy #1: Ronnie Dio was Rainbow's best lead singer
Guy #2: No,
Joe Lynn Turner was the best!
Guy #3: No, Doogie White was the greatest Rainbow singer!
*Everybody in the room, with blank expressions*: "Doogie who?"