puppies 

Creatures so feeble that they chose to stop evolving and opted to rather be shepherded by a superior species. You think they love you, but don't be fooled..the second you pass out in the kitchen they're gunna eat your face and shit it out of their tiny exposed assholes...Just the belly spawn of curs and bitches..blasted out like a dump load of mulch on this earth before the runts are devoured by the mothers, while they're still wet with placenta. - puppies.

Person 1: "Look at those cute puppies..aren't they cute?"

Person 2: "no...*Recites above definition*"

puppies by kappalamda August 7, 2014

Puppies 

A tight knit group of friends; similar to dawgs

"What's up my puppies?"
"Where my puppies at?"

Puppies by 313 September 8, 2004

Puppies 

A cult, dominant in many pacific islands. Only males are permitted to join. Members of this cult often develop telekenetic powers until they are able to telekinetically (awesome adjective) pleasure themselves sexually. Those who dont achieve such a high state of telekenisis are responsible for boning all the women they can to increase the cults numbers. These members are often the least sexually frustrated

person 1: Shit its one of those puppies guys
person 2: Careful, he may use his powers near you
person 1: Or have sex with your wife....

Puppies by ellz0rzzzz August 26, 2006

puppies 

I term invented by Road Dog jessie james a member of the wrestling faction Degeneration X. The term is now used often by colo commentator Jerry The King Lawler

Looks like we're gonna see some puppies JR

puppies by DDDDJ-UNIT September 25, 2005

Puppies 

I lost the game, I acknowledge that you hate me, and I love you too.

Sandra: Puppies.
Brianna: OMG! I hate you! I lost the game!
Sandra: Hahahahaha.

Puppies by Alexa Maria February 16, 2009

Puppies 

Hairy testacles

Wow I was giving him a blowjob but his puppies kept getting in the way

Puppies by Isuckmydadoff June 22, 2018

Puppies 

Toes. Derived from dogs, a popular term for a foot or feet.

Dude that’s so gay! You touched my puppies!

Puppies by PupGuy6868 July 26, 2019