Pulling Your Goalie

to masturbate

I see we caught you pulling your goalie after practice eh?

by Aroused Coach July 5, 2009

pulling his goalie

A Canadian expression heard commonly on the east coast to designate the act of a man masturbating.

person 1. -Gee how long has Frank been in the bathroom shouldn't take this long what's going on?
person 2.- Nahh he's probably just pulling his goalie again...

by Bobbyfisher878787 January 18, 2018

Pulling his goaly

Getting caught masterbating while being a hockey fan. See getting changed and Canada.

He was caught pulling his goaly

by Texanwithoutacause March 25, 2011

pulling the goalie

Canadian euphemism for masturbation

Carl fucking the dog aging?

Yeah, he's out back pulling the goalie.

by Modern Women January 3, 2026