Brazilian purple paint job

When you put your dick into a Brazilian girl's anus and she clenches her butt checks so hard that when you pull out your penis is a nice bruised purple color.

"Dude, have you had a purple paint job before"

"Nah but i've had a Brazilian purple paint job, it's on a whole different level"

Brazilian purple paint job by AIFF December 2, 2011

Spanish paint job 

The act of one defecating rapidly into a toilet so as to create a splattering effect. A common result of irritable bowel syndrome.

After an eight hour car ride, I had to poop so bad that I Spanish paint jobbed that rest stop toilet!

Spanish paint job by Mcbuggins June 14, 2011

Alaskin Paint Job 

After a stripper is done dancing for the patron a skid mark is left on the patron.

My new pair of jeans received an alaskin paint job last night.

Alaskin Paint Job by NY Tripod May 14, 2011

lousiana paint job 

When a stripper is giving someone a lap dance and then takes a shit on you.

Last night the god damn stripper gave me a lousiana paint job so it was to sneak into the house without my wife noticing I was at a strip club.

lousiana paint job by Aerius June 23, 2007

Ice Cream Paint Job 

Refers to a motor vehicle that features a creamy interior, while also possessing an exceptionally clean exterior. This is analogous to an ice cream cone in which the "cream" is contained within the interior of the cone while the outside remains clean. Hence, the "Ice Cream Paint Job".

My new car has such a rich, creamy interior, and the exterior is just so clean; all my friends say that I've got an ice cream paint job.

Ice Cream Paint Job by raplexicon June 28, 2009

Long Island Paint Job 

A Long Island Paint Job is the act of puking on (or in) a car due to a night of extreme consumption of alcohol. Initial phrase was created because of the after effects of Long Island Iced Tea or LIIT.

Example 1:
Chip: What happened to your car?
Russ: Cody and Logan gave it a long island paint job after pounding back all those LIITs at the bar.

Example 2:
Puke on the inside, puke on the outside - Long Island Paint Job.

Long Island Paint Job by TheGat51 November 8, 2009

Alaskan Paint Job

Noun - when an Alaskan stripper gives you a lap dance & leaves a streak down your pant leg.

Can also be used with any state or town!

Man, I got this killer lap dance last night at the titty bar. The bitch gave me one helluva Alaskan Paint Job!

Alaskan Paint Job by Rusty Sheriff's Badge May 28, 2011