When, post-sex, you stand up, try to pull your pants up and unfortunately it doesn't go above your erection and you trip and fall on your dick.
by Llama66 October 14, 2019
When after a late night of drinking, order another totally unnecessary drink (tud) and start putting the moves on a person by talking about your accomplishments.
Eric ordered another bourbon and a miller lite and started talking about Immanuel Kant's Perpetual Peace; it was about be a hot dill pickle type of night.
by Talisker December 20, 2019