Penthouse

A heaven-like abode of which is inhabited by mankind's absolute pinnacle of being. PENTHOUSE CREW!

Boy 1: That girl is so hot, she is defiantly apart of the penthouse.
Boy 2: Dayyym penthouse crew, who the fuck are you?!??

by Alesha Penthouse March 17, 2012

penthouse crabs

Penthouse crabs are lice. They get their name from crabs, which are mainly found in the pubic region, who migrate, or "move on up" to the head, the "penthouse" of the body.

Did you see Brittney Spears scratching her head on Dateline the other night? It looked like she definately got a case of the penthouse crabs.

by Squirrely June 19, 2006

Penthouse Poor

When you're rich as fuck. But won't go out of your way to buy pants for a friend's sister's wedding.

Alex Quiroz doesn't have time to fly back to New York to get pants for the wedding. He's gonna be penthouse poor and just wear jeans instead.

by Lqdboard May 11, 2017

penthouse poop

Feces left in the water tank of a toilet.

Frank was so nasty! He left a penthouse poop for Mom to clean up!

by Sweet Dee73 April 25, 2010

Prentious

Proper spelling for those who fuck up the spelling of pretentious.

That's sooooooo prentious. Yea, ya heard me! I said prentious!

by AnonymousX September 28, 2004

penious

The state of mind where one feels like a dick about oneself yet remorseful.

The comedian felt penious about telling the fat chick joke to the audience of midgets.

by Reprebus August 31, 2006

penthouse suite

The act of upper-decking a toilet while a girl gives you a blumpkin sitting fonz (reverse) style while also taking a shit in the bowl of the toilet.
You win if the guy ejaculates while both partners shit simultaneously.
The top score is a win combined with someone else walking in on you and simultaneously vomiting.

My girlfriend caught me upper decking my friends toilet and we decided to upgrade to the penthouse suite.

by lookatmytophat October 29, 2010