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Ball Parkin'

To titty fuck a woman. Think of the breasts as the bun and the penis as the weiner! Also used to describe when a man rubs his penis between the woman's butt cheeks.
"Wanna go ball parkin'?"
by Rubic Conway October 11, 2008
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back alley parkin'

Occurs during the act of "doggy-style" sexual intercourse. When the giver attempts to enter the receiver's anus, without first requesting permission to do so. Usually resulting in the incompletion of said act.
"Homes trying to slip in, a back alley parkin' job on his woman. But she revoked his driver's licence!"
by D. Gould January 6, 2006
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Parkin[g] Lot

Basically, it means "the buttocks," but that just makes it sound so common. It's basically means a pair off ass-cheeks that you just can't take your eyes off. Like when you're walking in the East Village of Manhattan behind a pair of tight-jeaned cheeks, be them falling out or not and you are mesmerized. That is a Parking Lot!
"Damn, bitch. Yo Parking Lot showin!" "Damn, she got a fine PARKING' LOT." "He backed that PARKING' LOT right up on me. He could tell I liked it." "I can feel it in my PARKIN' LOT! MY PARKIN' LOT! MY PARKIN' LOT!" That was from Madonna's Hearbeat. Insert it...."You can catch me poppin' like (I keep on dancing to the night)." Instead of "You can catch me poppin' like, it's, "I CAN FEEL IT MY PARKIN LOT." It works. Trust.
by Kevin Clamato December 12, 2009
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bar down on parkin

the act of decimating a tendy's confidence by going cheds in hurr off bar, for a major g-note. Specifically on Parkin.

attn: no apple required.

copyright: gkaz yeah
as soon as I stepped over the blue line, I knew I was going Bar Down on Parkin.

Primetime's first NHL goal was bar down on Parkin
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parkin' the beef bus in tuna town

Made famous by Jimmy Pop of The Bloodhound Gang in the song "A Lap Dance is so Much Better When the Stripper is Crying", it essentially means the cock entering the vaginga.
"So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean."
by Ian Schultz September 23, 2007
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Jurassic Parkin

When playing bass extremely loud usually from subwoofers in a vehicle creating a thud loud enough to ripple water as seen in the movie Jurassic Park.
Yo we goin to this side show or what?

Yea lemme finish hookin up my system so I'll be "Jurassic Parkin" the fuck outta my whip.
by Shiesty76 October 16, 2012
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Parkin Glot

A special type of well actually man that you find teaching English in SEA countries. This person cannot discern whether a word is compound or made up of two separate words despite having obtained an undergrad degree. His interests are typically very generic in taste such as anime, bukowski, and canned beer. His past times include smoking malboro reds, blogging on blogger or wordpress, and walking around walmart at 3am with his friends.
Have you made any friends at the school you're teaching at? Naw the other teacher is a Parkin Glot.
by osuiqueue January 9, 2020
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