Parkening

When you drive around a parking lot to drop someone off at a location and stop for no more then 10 seconds.

Dropping teenagers off at an event ..ie. School, parties, and sports.
You're "parkening"

by MsG😋 January 19, 2016

Wall Papering

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An act, (usually homosexual) where one party is standing, spread, facing a wall (much like when a police man performs a search). And the other member relentlessly ravages them from behind. Thus resembling two people putting up wall paper.

Tony: Where are those guys?
Kevin: i think they're inside wall papering each other

by skippyskippy November 6, 2015

pompeiing

The art of sexual dominance whereby the male, at reaching the vinegar strokes during a knee trembler will spaff in the young lady's hair and then tip the contents of a nearby ashtray over her head and massage the emulsion into a nasty cocktail.

Lady Ophelia ran from the Library shrieking. The other guests poured into the corridor from the Ballroom and asked cousin Edgar what the commotion was about. Fastening his breeches he replied, "I haven't a clue what the problem is, one would have thought this was her first pompeiing!"

by The Johnst April 10, 2007

Pakening Shet

Two words used when an annoying person comes or just an annoying event in particular. Sometimes just used as an expression.

*rizal arrives*

Friend 1: Pakening shet naman.

*Bad situation comes in*

Friend 1: Pakening shet akala ko naman ... (Pakening shet, I really thought) .

Friend 2: Luh muntanga (You look stupid)

*Friend 2 arrives*

Friend 1: PAKENING SHET NAMAN MIA.

by eggsoelle July 30, 2019

pampering prick

The act of being a total douche with good hygiene.
when there I a guy that is highly metrosexual and a total prick.

Casey: Hey Suzy, how's Anthony?
Suzy: Terrible yesterday I took him 2 hours to get ready for the baby shower he is such a pampering prick!
Casey: How could you be late to you guy own baby shower?
Suzy: EXCATLY!

by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013

sand papering

when your at the beach with a female and you drop your hand in the sand before you stick it in her.. then as you fuck she feels like there's sand paper in her vaj-j..

i was sand papering your sister last night and left her there in pain..

by pirate bob March 15, 2008

pampering

Spoiling,treating with overdose kindness for smd or smt

Pampering as always I see

by Silver Sychte March 4, 2017