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The temporary placement of spent tampons on a lover’s chest for sake of efficiency (to forgo delays of proper disposal) and tidiness (to prevent the staining of expensive linens) to expedite consummation during moments of intense emergency-level passion, drunken disorientation, or squalid apathetic laziness.
“Sure baby, you can let your dogs on the couch.”
by Sammishredd November 27, 2024
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Fiend on the couch

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Someone with a high level of awareness & wisdom in a particular field or fields that you have handy to test products for you and provide critical feedback to help you come to an educated decision
Crack dealers back in the day typically do not partake of their product or a neighboring competitors product to test it's quality.. so they give it to their fiend on the couch
by MacWhite7 May 12, 2024
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Putting the Couch on

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When your friend falls asleep/passes out in front of a crowd and you each take a turn placing your genitals anywhere from their forehead to the bridge of their nose.
"I don't remember putting the couch on Chris!?"
"I woke up with a weird taste in my mouth, did you guys put the couch on me?"
by tbfc February 23, 2024
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a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro
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your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch
by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021
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ouchie on the couchie

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Fucking or fingering a girl's vagina, causing her massive pain
Usually done on a couch (couchie)
I will give her ouchie on the couchie so she better back that thang up. She's a fine mutha fucker! Her vagina is nice and juicy.
by Ya Know July 29, 2003
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