netspeak

A sure sign of stupidity.

OMG!!!1 UR so kewl! LOLOL!!!!!!1

by anonimus May 26, 2003

Newsweak

a reference to magazine 'Newsweek', that is weak on news, and geared towards selling liberal agenda

I didn't subscribe to Newsweak because I don't buy into their liberal agenda.

by Hardliner1269 March 26, 2011

netspeak

What incoherent morons overuse because they're too idiotic to type a few extra letters.

People who 'type lyke dis' should die because 'lyke' isn't even shorthand.

by Not Another Teen Trend May 27, 2003

netspeak

Making a typo on purpose or else ignoring the rules of grammar and spelling completely

Person A) U R teh best man!
Person B) Don't you mean "YOU ARE THE best, man"?
Person A) That's what I just SAID. DUH.

by Cassidy Peterson January 20, 2004

netspeak

the art of communication over electronic networks, cyberspace, such as the internet(s) in which the communicator(s) keyboardist(s) believes/believe that she/he/they are speaking in real time to at least one other human in a one on one conversation.

I netspeak, on occasion, with well known people such as Steve Martin, Robin Williams and Whoopi Goldberg and the great mushroom in the sky.

by James Anderson Hall November 11, 2006

newspeak

A way for elected politicians to mask the fact that they have no idea what they're doing.

Coined by George Orwell.

by kilgore trout December 6, 2003

netspeak

Typeing skills used by morons on the computer. Hard to understand shit and maks theuser look utterly stupid.

She uses netspeak and she is hard to understand.

by The Blue Rogue June 5, 2003