detective

A devilishly handsome individual who investigates and ruthlessly abolishes mysteries of all kinds.

Are you wondering how I traced your plastic bouncy ball thievery to the Burlington sewer under the bakery, the bakery containing your cousin's meth lab where he singlehandedly produces all desoxyephedrine sold to the state of Vermont, in which a law was passed that specifically outlaws the robbery and transport of plastic bouncy objects and that you are currently in violation of? It is because I am a Detective. You shall be fined fifteen dollars.

by Detective Kernel April 10, 2010

Detective Sparrow

Where a homosexual male is fingered then taken from the rear.

Ted performed the Detective Sparrow on Bill one night after ballot lessons.

by mbillings October 12, 2010

emo depressed detective

emo depressed detective is also known as Shuichi Saihara from Danganronpa:V3 Killing Harmony

look at the emo depressed detective

by danganronpa_despair September 17, 2021

Detective

A police officer who has surpassed his counterparts and has a God given gift to do police work. One who drags demons out into the light. There is a reason their badges are gold and not silver, it's called cunning, slick, smart, dedicated, hard working, inquisitive, tactful, clever, cream of the crop and intimidating, just a few adjectives that describe Detectives. A Detective is a high caliber police officer assigned to investigate all crimes including major crimes, they are "go to" guys who figure things out and solve problems. Men of Gold

"It wasn't a regular cop that called me it was a Detective!"

"This is serious, Call the detectives"

"The Detective solved the crime"

by BobbyA4 November 14, 2013

no duh detective

Nicer way of sayin no shit sherlock. Used commonly at my school by the youngsters.

Nerd- Man..i really do suck. I need a LIFE!

Kool dude- No duh detective

by R@nd0m March 4, 2008

Ace Detective

Another name for Detective Pardo while he is on the hunt for the Miami Mutilator or taking down degenerates that want their fifteen minutes of Fame.

Remember when the Ace Detective cleared out a cargo ship full of Columbian scum only relying on his rugged good looks and THICK SKIN?
Remember when the Ace Detective used his THICK SKIN to survive that nuclear warhead?

by MosbeyBarney June 18, 2019

netsitive

An extremely internet sensitive individual that interprets every shout box message, instant message or email critically and gets overly emotionally upset

Ignore her she thinks everyone is out to get her, she is so netsitive.

by Sketel Boom June 25, 2008