A quick blowjob that's done in an articulate fashion. Receiving a Neddy can only be compared to the feeling of reaching heavens gate.
A Neddy typically lasts between 1-5 minutes, this makes it's speed of finish so distinguishable from other quick finishes like a quickie or a Joey.
A Neddy typically lasts between 1-5 minutes, this makes it's speed of finish so distinguishable from other quick finishes like a quickie or a Joey.
Fred: Samantha gave me a Neddy last night before my parents got home
Ian: Samantha is good at Neddys
Fred: How do you know? She's been my girlfriend for 6 years
Ian: Don't ask
Ophin: Want a Neddy?
Greg: Yes please
Ian: Samantha is good at Neddys
Fred: How do you know? She's been my girlfriend for 6 years
Ian: Don't ask
Ophin: Want a Neddy?
Greg: Yes please
by 0Tiro0 March 29, 2025
Get the Neddy mug.Neddies are a global subculture of middle aged people (predominantly men) who live boring and repetitive lives similar to their idol Ned Flanders. It's easy to recognize these people because they always hang out alone at the library sitting and watching in their tan suits. If you encounter one stay away they smell, and will rope you into a conversation about their fish. You've been warned
Atlanta: hey I just saw a neddie at the library what a loser
Alice: ew no he didn't make you talk about fish right?
Alice: ew no he didn't make you talk about fish right?
by Your dear john July 13, 2023
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