National small dick day

A day to celebrate your friend or your small dick

Celebrated on October 12

“Hey it’s national small dick day let’s go celebrate “

National small dick day by Hheehheheas October 10, 2019

National suck dick day

Suck any guys or boyfriends dick until it falls off and if they aren’t finished fuck the shit out of them until they pass the fuck out

Hey it’s national suck dick day call up ur girl

National suck dick day by Timmylikesjimmy December 29, 2019

National dick pic day 

Today July 17th send your dick to someone who you want to surprise and think would like it.

Wow he sent me a pic of his dick it must be national dick pic day

National dick pic day by National dick pic day July 17, 2021

National Big dick day

Lawson: I love my body
My DICK: yeah me too
My DICK: I love dragging around

National big dick day is for all the big boys.

National Big dick day by OSC ThiccLaw April 20, 2019

National Big Dick Day

November 13th. A day for all of the gents to celebrate their endowment. The first National Big Dick Day was started in 1798 by John "Big J" Dickinson, with the date chosen to be his birthday. The validity of Big J's claims is disputed.

Matt: "How did you celebrate National Big Dick Day?"

Nate: "Not allowed to."

Matt: "Damn."

National Big Dick Day by Billiam27 June 4, 2021

National Dick slap day

On April 12th it is national Dick slap day. All ladies should grab at least one dick and the guy won’t mind.

Today I grabbed 69 dicks for National Dick slap day.

National Dick slap day by Big nasty 69 May 25, 2018

national dick sucking day 

on april 12th kendal crist and paige daugherty can suck as much dick as they can until the clock hits midnight. suck me dry girls!

paige: omg i sucked 7 dicks!

kendal: bro i sucked 12 tf but it’s okay cause it’s national dick sucking day!

national dick sucking day by lilly bunch April 11, 2019