My Hair is Perfect

Perceiving oneself as being without flaw, elite, above the fray, on top of the world; a feeling of unbridled confidence; gleaming with self-confidence.

Bill: I just crushed it at work, and now I'm about to go have a personal record at the disc golf course. My hair is perfect. Absolutely perfect.

Barry: Oh, it definitely is.

by jbarryd March 6, 2020

hold my hair

What one gay man says to another gay man when observing something that makes him want to vomit.

Gay #1: Girl, did you see those shoes on Maggie?

Gay #2: Yuck! Hold my hair.

by Willyummm July 31, 2010

my hair's on fire

an exclamation when you are NOT being listened to, or ignored.

Susan: So I was hanging out at the mall....
Tim (interrupting): Anyways, dude- did you see the game last night?
Susan: Um.... Hello?! My hair's on fire! I was talking!

by Hair's On Fire December 24, 2007

Whip my hair

v. Female Masturbation

Tasha:hey Jessica Ryan and I are on our way to the library to study for the test this afternoon, do you wanna join us?
Jessica:sure, I just have to use the bathroom real quick to whip my hair.
Tasha:ok girl take your time.

Angelica:so I heard you and Nick hooked up last night after the party, how was he?
Sarah:pretty bad, he drank too much so he passed out.
Angelica:how long did he last?
Sarah:less than five minutes, I ended up just whipping my hair.
Angelica:I hate it when that happens

by Expierence Driver November 1, 2010

biting my hair

when someone is annoying you and you are sick of there bs

girl 1-come on lets go
girl 2- will u just shut up, omg ur biting my hair!

by hudaklabesh March 29, 2009

Play with my hair

Fall in love with me

I have something to tell you, play with my hair for the rest of my life.

by Eiko_san March 11, 2022

I'm washing my hair

A polite alternative to telling someone to 'fuck off' when asked on a date. Often used by Christians and others who prefer to let someone down gently.

"Thanks for the offer, Rich, but I'm washing my hair that night. Praise the lord"

by Urbanbond May 2, 2014