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PLS SUB TO ME MY DAD DIED🥺🥺🥺🥺 

The annoying little rats that beg for subscribers and something say that something bad or tragic happened to them and they need SUBSCRIBERS
bitch:PLS SUB TO ME MY DAD DIED🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Someone: no, stop lying about your dad's death
Some other bitch: GIFTING MY SUBSCRIBERS SUB TO ME YOU'LL GET A TEN MILLION IPHONES i swearrrrr

is my dad back from the grocery store 

my dad said he was going to the grocery to get some milk

he never hasn't back for 8 years
guy: hey siri is my dad back from the grocery store yet
siri: sorry I can not help you with that
guy: fucking piece of apple garbage

I still love my dad Zainal Bin Hamzah. 

I still love my dad Zainal Bin Hamzah.
I still love my dad Zainal Bin Hamzah.

my dad would beat the shit out of me

Natsuki: my dad would beat the shit out of me if he found this

Skype my dad 

A popular phrase in Austin with suspect Canadian origins. Often involves a young blonde man flinging traditionally prepared German schnitzel off of his penis into the mouth of a more senior partner kneeling 10-12 feet away. At the moment of ejaculation the boy is compelled to scream “Good morning Dad!” and the resulting meat scraps and semen are then cleaned up and consumed by both parties, family style. A morning activity, often performed on cobblestone streets in close proximity to work colleagues.
“I don’t usually come to breakfast since it’s the only time I can Skype my dad.”
Skype my dad by aglioolio July 4, 2016

stop making love to my dad 

a song created by Tony Quackson sung by Arin (egoraptor) Hanson and Dan Avidan during a let's play of super sonic racing