Child-Murdering Fuckwad

Mark Summer: I've just been informed that some people find the term "anti-vaxxer" to be offensive. From now on I will use the more technically accurate term of "Child-Murdering Fuckwad"

Bob: Oh look it's an "anti-vaxxer" mourning her dead children, and oh look the fathers signing the divorce sheats and the ghosts of the children are clapping on the father for trying to get over his retarded wife

Jim: Woah don't you know "anti-vaxxer" is offensive

Bob: Wot

Jim: The more accurate term is "Child-Murdering Fuckwad"

Retarded Anti Vaxxer Mom: A wot

Bob: I think she is having a stroke

Jim: I mean I don't care, at all

by Banana of hell January 13, 2019

murdering the rainbow

Using an excessive variety of colours in Excel.

"So I put the row subtotals in pink on a blue background, these column subtotals in orange on a black background, put the totals in tangerine on a teal background and highlighted the negative values in fuchsia. This should make it really clear to understand. What is your problem?"

"You're murdering the rainbow."

by polony November 24, 2013

mudbrick

Ejaculating onto someone, and then immediately defecating on the person.

Mudbrick wall: A team of people ejaculating and defecating in order over and over, creating a wall of feces.

"Dude, I totally jacked it on this girl, then I had to crap, so I turned it into a mudbrick."

by C.M.C. April 14, 2007

Casey Skanky murdering Anthony

murdering skanky excuse for a mother

Casey Skanky murdering Anthony

by Calfie August 11, 2011

mujeriego

a promiscuous lying man

"is that Junot kissing that chick? i thought he was with Ana."

"probably still is, that mujeriego!"

by pegaita April 4, 2013

murdering rat bastard

Someone who has just murdered his hooker girlfriend and forced her out on the streets to do tricks a week later.

Bob is a murdering rat bastard. I know he killed his girlfriend, because I had sex with her the following week.

by crash_tx101 December 13, 2008

mUberist

A neologism for a motorist who takes rides with the Uber app. Same as an Uber driver.

-What do you do for a living?
-I'm a successful neurosurgeon, and a mUberist on my spare time.

by capmo October 21, 2016