Skip to main content

Mpg

That’s so crazy mpg
by Breeeeeeee333 December 28, 2021
mugGet the Mpgmug.

MPG

adj. Shorthand for "My Pillow Guy." Loosely defined as describing someone who is a little off. Generally connotes someone who is spouting insane nonsense. When used with the intensifier "total" refers to someone who is angry and crazy to the point of being dangerous (synonym "postal")
You need to steer clear of Bruce when he is like this. He stayed up late last night watching conspiracy videos and this morning he is completely MPG. One more night like that and he will be totally MPG.
by fredwithasideoffred March 17, 2021
mugGet the MPGmug.

Check out mandems MPG

To take anyone's mind off a bad situation with a cars bad fuel economy
Anton:
She's left me after 15 years

Jack:
Don't worry, check out mandems MPG.

Anton:
Fuuuuuck, I thought my problems were bad.
by Mandem M October 3, 2023
mugGet the Check out mandems MPGmug.

Share this definition