Mowgli

A flaring of the nostrils

Thats guys got a mowgli
"Mowgli"

by Jonny S May 13, 2006

Did a Mowgli

Formerly meant as the action of sitting on a chair and breaking it due to extreme obesity, it has recently come to mean defecating on a chair (most likely due to extreme inebriation) and then admitting to it publicly with no shame.

Either way, no one will be using that chair after you.

"So it turns out j may have gotten do drunk last night that I did a massive poo on the living room chair hitch I'm now having to clean up after a massive argument . I font geek so good."

"Looks like you really did a Mowgli there!"

by Jock O'Tubby February 23, 2012

Mowgli

Kick ass pledge of the Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity.

Yo, man. Did you see Mowgli last night? He destroyed almost a whole thirty by himself.

by Achilles1901 February 22, 2009

Bronx Mowgli

The horrendous name given to the spawn of Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz and singer Ashlee Simpson. Born Thursday, November 20, 2008. 'Bronx' is after the NYC borrough, and 'Mowgli' is after the character in The Jungle Book. Basically an epic fail in the world of celebrity baby names.

Person 1: "Did you hear that Pete and Ashlee named their son BRONX MOWGLI??"
Person 2: Yeah, that poor kid's gonna need therapy.

by bobinr05 April 3, 2009

Dirty Mowgli

When a young man ejaculates deep inside of a carved out banana. The banana is frozen and used as a dildo by a female, the banana then thaws inside the vaginal canal and the semen flows out by breaking off part of the banana.

Oh my god, He gave me a "Dirty Mowgli" last night. It took a long time to freeze, and I had to push out the rest of the banana which was a mess.

by DirtyJungleMan January 9, 2022

Bronx Mowgli

son of pete wentz and ashlee simpson

person 1: "did you hear what pete named his baby?"
person 2: "no! what?"
person 1: "Bronx Mowgli"
person 2: "...WHATTHEFUCK!?"

by cristinaaaaaaa April 3, 2009

Dirty Mowgli

MAN WHO SIMPLY CANT WALK BC OF TEH SIZE OF HIS COCK. MOWGLI GETS ALL BITCHES ON PLANET EARTH PLUS UR MOM (BC UR MOM IS SO PHAT SHE BIGGER THAN PLANET) MOWGLI IS ALSO VERY SEXY. MOWGLI DONT NEED SIX PACK TO GET BITCHES. THOUGH ONCE MOWGLI SHREDS HE WILL BECOME MAN LIKE RASPUTIN. MOWGLI IS ALSO THE BEST U14 CANOEIST IN WESTERN CANADA. FUCK YOU NIKITA IM COMING FOR YOUR TITLE.

All The Bitches: holy fak looking at that Dirty Mowgli he makes my pussy wet.

by Dirty Mowgli January 9, 2022