vacation sponsored by mother nature

another way of saying you are on your cycle/period/menstruating

I can't have sex with you tonight....i'm on my vacation sponsored by mother nature.

vacation sponsored by mother nature by allgr8 February 3, 2010

mother of nature 

a clever way of not swearing, but doing so at the same time.

friend: "WHOA, check out that catch"
other friend: "holy mother of nature!!!!!!!"

mother of nature by mack freedman September 17, 2007

<.7.9.7.6.>African = Chokes A Rival In Lieu Of Caucasian Heritage, Caucasian = Pulls Hair From A Female Past Suitor To Out Act Hispanics, Hispanic = Trips Mother To Avoid The Frantic Nature Of Africans<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>African = Chokes A Rival In Lieu Of Caucasian Heritage, Caucasian = Pulls Hair From A Female Past Suitor To Out Act Hispanics, Hispanic = Trips Mother To Avoid The Frantic Nature Of Africans<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>African = Chokes A Rival In Lieu Of Caucasian Heritage, Caucasian = Pulls Hair From A Female Past Suitor To Out Act Hispanics, Hispanic = Trips Mother To Avoid The Frantic Nature Of Africans<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>African = Chokes A Rival In Lieu Of Caucasian Heritage, Caucasian = Pulls Hair From A Female Past Suitor To Out Act Hispanics, Hispanic = Trips Mother To Avoid The Frantic Nature Of Africans<.7.9.7.6.> by 456AtabavA343 June 6, 2025