mooners

a person who sports a horseshoe haircut. usually in the middle aged sector of society

"thats a fair mooners you've got round that head of yours"

by Rob Nash April 5, 2004

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Mooner refers to a type of crypto and stock investors. It is a close relative to Zoomers but with a straight ambition: going to the moon. Mooners will do anything they possibly can to accomplish their goals of being millionaires. The end goal will always be to drive a Lamborghini. Mooners are investing addicts and never stop to gamble their funds in hope of a better future.

I don't understand these Mooners! They moon their entire paycheck in cryptocurrencies.

by Zero Budget Stories September 11, 2023

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Mooner

A person who repeatedly takes advantage of friends or relationships for personal gain, often acting out of desperation, making the same mistakes, and returning seeking forgiveness after each fallout.

Ryan is being such a mooner lately

by Mr.blacky June 20, 2025

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