dick hopn sock monkey

Females who change there sexual partners more often than they change underwear...

This towns full of dick hopn sock monkeys bro!

by Savage Chic September 20, 2020

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monkey socks

Socks that have huge holes in the front so that the front of your feet look like monkey feet.

Guy #1: Why do your socks have huge holes in the front?

Guy #2: Because they're monkey socks. You have to be a BAMF to wear them.

by JDubz526 February 24, 2011

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Paper money kept inside a person's sock while they wear it, usually because they either have no pockets to hold it, or it is kept hidden to prevent loss from robbery or theft. The downside is the paper becomes damp with the person's sweat, usually resulting in the money having a bad odor when presented to purchase something.

The cashier refused to accept Bob's sock money because she could smell it from three feet away.

by The RealMark May 4, 2018

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