Metarded

The inability to efficiently utilize the Washington Metro, mainly due to unfamiliarity with mass transit systems.

Examples of Metarded including riding the travel several stops in the wrong direction, switching trains at the Arlington Cemetery stop, and frequently missing,"doors closing, step back," by 30 seconds or less.

by Mrpresident1776 April 11, 2012

menarded

being messed up and retarded

that book I borrowed from you was all menarded.

by starlitsoul August 6, 2008

Metarded

acknowledgeing your own idiocracy.

I am sooooo metarded for forgetting my birthday when ther is a party in my name

by Exiene July 12, 2012

memetarded

A person lacking any knowledge of meme's.

You: Hey, it's friday, friday, friday. What seat you gonna take?

Memetarded person: uh... what?

by arnuga April 24, 2011

mantarded

Mantarded - behavior exhibited by a male in a relationship that has reached a peak level of annoyance at a given time through random groping, touching, bothersome comments or other inappropriate actions because he is in the mood for sex, attention or affection of any kind and his wife / girlfriend wants nothing of the sort.

John: Hey ....look .... I put my ball sack on your shoulder while you are trying to study, don't you want to touch it? C'mon touch it ....it'll be great .....pleeeeaseeeeee

Jane: Will you please leave me alone for 5 minutes! ....You are being so mantarded right now!

by jimg123 January 12, 2009

metarded

when you're sexy and you know it

jeremy is so metarded, he wears a shirt that says kiss my metal

by Fix_xer August 12, 2018

metharded

mental or physical disabilities or impairments due to excessive inhalation , injection, or consumption of methamphetamines

Excessive use of methamphetamines can cause you to become metharded,don't do drugs!

by mzhustlette January 25, 2025