je kanker moeder

A dutch centence that you can use in almost every moment

Stranger: je bent echt kapot stom/ you are fucking annoying.
You: ja je kanker moeder ook: yes, your cancer mom is annoying to.

Stranger: ik haat je/ i hate you,
You: dat is wat je kanker moeder zei toen je was geboren/ that is what your cancer mom said when you were born.

Stranger: ik neuk je vriendin/ i will fuck your girlfriend.

by Ooooooopppsssssssp March 25, 2019

meeperz

Multiple ways to use the word "meeperz"

1.It can be used as a greeting. I prefer it to you average hello.

A random expression of happiness used to fill gaps in conversation.

1. "Meeperz! How has your day been?"
2. "....meeperz...."

by Mrrazzle May 19, 2008

Meeker

This is a person who is a godless sodomite. A giant marauding killing machine who is frequently approached by Satan and Omar Kadafi for advice on how to kill people's resolve and suck out their souls.

When this person walks into a room, all the happiness and warmth is sucked out, not unlike a Dementor. With the charm of a flatulent substitute chemistry teacher, this person is commonly compared with Bill O'Reilly, Freddy Kruger, and Lord Voldemort.

Small child: "Oh my God, this is terrifying! Please get this Meeker away from me Mommy!!"

by EWalker November 12, 2011

medero

hot stud with huge penis

medero is amazing in the bed

by heavy c September 18, 2003

meekered

In motorsports: when the driver downshifts 2 to 3 gears lower than intended and the rpms exceed mechanical limits to serious detrimental effect

Aww, dude, did you see that tomato in the Porsche? He totally meekered his engine!

by The Mann June 24, 2006

meader

Wears nothing but sports clothes such as Kappa, but only ever runs when nicking cheap cider. Also recognisable by their huge "gold" earrings. Past-times meaders enjoy include: listening to rap groups with more members than brain cells (such as So Solid Crew), drinking cheap cider, nickin' things, becoming pregnant at age 8, gelling their hair flat. A Bristol term that originates from the name of the Bristol area, Southmead. An example of a famous meader is Vicky Pollard, from "Little Britain". A derogatory term.

See also: towny

"Damn, the cinema's full of meaders!"

by cakeandfinewine September 24, 2004

Meemer

To weasel out of doing something.

"Don't try to meemer your way out of this!"

by Billytommy February 22, 2010