May 9th

Today is for only royalty to be born on. if you are born on this day you deserve anything and everything u want!! And if today is not ur birthday, Sorry peasant, Ily.

Someone born on may 9th: Hey!! can I go to the store and buy anything I want??

Random person:Is ur birthday may 9th??

someone born on may 9th:Mhm!!

random person:Sure ur majesty, Anything for you*Bows*

by . Lilswagxoxo July 11, 2021

May 9th

May 9th is an epic and adventurous day. What else but National Deeds Day! Otherwise known as N.D.D, National Deeds day is the day where if you have a spouse, (and frankly, even if you don't) you get deeds from them all day long! Hurray N.D.D!

Kaela: Hey Shanna today is our favorite day!
Shanna: What do you mean, Kaela?
Kaela: It's May 9th! Ya know, N.D.D!?
Shanna: OH! National Deeds Day! Wow,I'm psyched!

by kaaaaaaaaaaaaaela May 04, 2009

May 9th

National sex day!

girl 1: damn I wanna have sex with him
girl 2: you can do it, it's national sex day!

boy: come it's May 9th

by xvanillax January 05, 2020

May 9th

The day a kind funny shy cute boy was born if your born may 9th your really lucky

Did you hear he’s born may 9th that’s a keeper he’s the most special boy.

by Octobergirl4 October 23, 2019

May 9th

National Him A Booty Pic Day

Make his day with a booty pic :)

Omg it’s May 9th, I have to send him a booty pic

by mxj April 28, 2022

May 9th

May 9th is hug a murderer day
Go find and hug them
Give them affection

E.g
Person 1: hey it’s may 9th which is hug a murderer day
Person 2:ok and?
Person 1:where’s my hug?

by Life Insurance Square May 08, 2022

May 9th

National give your bf super risky head in the drum closet day

Dude it’s may 9th. I’m definitely getting some slop

by Billthebest568 May 09, 2022