An utterly worthless "men's magazine" (men being 15 year olds) that's about half advertisements, the other half consisting of articles encouraging you to buy certain hot, new products (read: more advertisements). Though often purchased for its promise of titillating female celebrity photos, the American version fails completely at this task as it is afraid to show its models in anything less than conservative lingerie.
After getting to the eighth page of my new issue of Maxim without seeing anything other than ads, I decided to close the idiotic periodical before I lost any more brain cells.
by willtopower July 11, 2008
A sweet and loving guy. Who feels love is gone but he has it and doesn't know it yet. He is amazing and wonderful to be around. Once you get to know him you'll love him.
by Rose lilly June 19, 2018
That really hot (but also kinda nerdy) guy in your french class that's actually from France and also speaks Polish and totally has the hots for you.
by GingerGingerGinger16 March 10, 2011
A laddie magazine, so softcore, they don't show nipples or bush. Porn for people who are afraid to buy porn. That being said, at least they have female celebrities in there.
OMG! Jennifer Love Hewitt was on the cover of Maxim! We can gaze into her enormous cleavage once again!
by Pecker March 15, 2005
by Godzila_10 February 05, 2019
He's Maxim, enough said.
by Maxim's Girlfriend March 20, 2007
One who maximizes whatever application he is working on, consuming all screen real estate and rendering the entire concept of the windowed GUI useless.
I told my friend I was getting a 30" monitor, but because he's a maximizer, he couldn't fathom the purpose of it. "Who wants to type in Microsoft Word across the whole screen?"
by Lucent April 07, 2006