Maserati Sex

When I fine gentleman tells his comrades that he must depart for the evening in order to escort his mistress to her uber. However, his true intent is to sneak away to have sex in his white Maserati conveniently parked in the driveway.

Todd: Hey guys, I'm out. Gotta walk my girl home
Stonington: lol. Stop frontin. We know you 'bout to have that Maserati sex!

by StoningtonCC October 6, 2019

Mexican Maserati

A generic term for the biggest, baddest, most beautiful, pimped out professional lawn mowing equipment available. Highly sought after by Mexican landscapers across the nation, usually a zero-turn industrial mower that rivals the bling factor of a lowrider car. A Status Synbol, it's ridden by the crew leader a.k.a "el jefe".

Today must have been mowing day, all the landscapers were out on their Mexican Maseratis.

by Winged Avenger June 28, 2011

Maserati Body

When a girl has a body almost as nice as an actual Maserati.

"Yo dat biddy's a butterface"
"Word. But she got dat Maserati Body."

by J-Swizzy February 27, 2010

Maserati Wank

A style of masturbation for one trying to impress, When one squats down and holds them self up with 2 legs and 1 arm with the free arm wanking thee penis off is a Maserati Wank

Pablo "hey Terry when i got stuck in the lift in the estate, i was so bored i squated down and had a "Maserati Wank"

Terry "well done Pablo"

by Fatal Jimmy October 8, 2009

Maserati MC12

The Walmart Ferrari Enzo Ferrari

I was in first place the whole race until some bitchin Maserati MC12 cut me at the very end

by Bravo Bickham March 23, 2021

Maserati Farts

The noise the exhaust of a Maserati Ghibli makes during gear changes while driving aggressively and using the paddle shifters.

Dave, did you hear that? Your Maserati is farting. Maserati Farts son….

by JeanClaudeTransAm January 11, 2025

Maserati

An unreliable little shit that depreciates fast.

My maserati made me broke bro

by 𝝦𝝚𝝢𝝩𝝖𝝬 January 9, 2024