marto

(n) office bike (applicable to either gender)

"That new girl on the fifth floor is a right marto. She had eight blokes at her last firm and most of them had girlfriends....."

by Pixie November 5, 2003

Martoes

When you get bit by a tick and your toes slowly start to turn to dust.

Brah, how did you end up with martoes?

Awe! Man I got bit by a tick.

by ArBinClappinCheeks3 March 8, 2019

Marto

A faggot that thinks he is not and dickrides everybody.

You are such a marto dude.
You are the hoe of the city.

by Notpewds July 18, 2019