Mallard

A term used to describe a high desirability of a situation/person. Two notches below 'Bad ass'. Also used to mean Cool and chill -- 2nd definition.

Yea, that game last night... It was Mallard.
That guy sittin' there, he's so mallard

by Beni-G May 10, 2009

Mallard

(n): a term used by grengus to show love, hate, or anything towards someone, something, or nothing at all

1): yo, I'm gonna use my Gat to shot that mallard

by Orcofwar April 5, 2009

Mallard Ducks

A enormous cult that is part of the biblonian culture and serves the great lord yar-nar and will be the main audience for the battle of catastrophic proportions, and shall be the only people left once the battle is complete.

I serve the mallard ducks
Ex joe:can I join the mallard ducks
Edward: is biblar bad or good?
Joe:good?
Edward:BIBLAR WORSHIPER!!!!
Edward then kills joe

by shnow lady December 9, 2019

Ill Mallard

A sick duck, which when the beginning letters are switched is dick suck. So trying to get an "ill mallard" is trying to get your dick sucked.

I'm trying to get that ill mallard from that ho-piece.

by Get Some All Day January 27, 2009

Full Mallard

The act of pressing ones anus against the vaginal canal of a pregnant female duck. The duck then births an egg into the human's anal cavity without breaking it. If the egg breaks in the process, the act of full mallard is voided.

Once the egg has been completely transferred to the human, he or she may then pass the egg to another human or animal in the same fashion.

"dude, i got kicked out of the petting zoo"
"what, why?"
"they caught me going full mallard in the pond area"

by fathers_bulge October 26, 2012

felix mallard

is hot

me: felix mallard is hot

by tecccccccccccccccccc April 9, 2021

mallard with a cold

A line from one of the best SNL jokes ever.

"What’s the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One's a sick duck, and I can't remember the rest but your mother's a whore!"

by P8nt December 10, 2007