Man Made Bed

When, after getting out of bed, you grab whatever is on it and give it a good enough flattening.

Guy 1: "dude, your never gonna get laid in that mess."

Guy 2: "Psht. A man made bed looks GREAT!"

by SamStrane December 8, 2009

Man-Made Meat Missile

A super strong male erection of the penis averaging between 8 to 12 inches in length, designed to deeply explore the extreme depths of the female vaginal cavity and leave her mumbling the letter M in the process of the exploration.

Time to give her the Man-made Meat Missile.
The Man-made will leave her MMMMMMMMMM.
Attack of the Man-made Meat Missiles.

by ManMadeMeat May 2, 2018

Fastest man-made object

On the 17th of April, 1976, space craft Helios 2 set the record for the fastest man-made object at approximately 150,000mph; 241,350 km/h; 203.25 times the speed of sound at -3 degrees Celsius (see Mach); or about 1/4470th the speed of light.

Don't worry about the passengers' brains melting, the fastest man-made object was unmanned. The fastest *Manned* Vehicle was the Apollo 10 capsule on re-entry at ~24,790 mph (39,885 km/h) on the 26th of May 1969.

by Zach Drahbege January 12, 2009

Fastest man-made object

On the 17th of April, 1976, space craft Helios 2 set the record for the fastest man-made object at approximately 150,000mph; 241,350 km/h; 203.25 times the speed of sound at -3 degrees Celsius (see Mach); or about 1/4470th the speed of light.

Don't worry about the passengers' brains melting, the fastest man-made object was unmanned. The fastest *Manned* Vehicle was the Apollo 10 capsule on re-entry at ~24,790 mph (39,885 km/h) on the 26th of May 1969.

by Zach Drahbege January 12, 2009

Man Made Cookies

Someone who masterbates on a daily basis

As I walked into my house I saw a stranger in the corner making some man made cookies

by Diego Mejia November 14, 2003

Sex milk is a sticky liquid that is made in a man's balls when he is hard

It makes a woman prego

I want ur sex milk in my pussy

Sex milk is a sticky liquid that is made in a man's balls when he is hard

by Kiss_or_miss November 6, 2018

Bitch Made Man

A man who has the audacity to abandon his friends over a girl. A man who threatens her girl or hits her. A man who manipulates his girl or a girl to get her attention or make her feel as if she is the problem. Someone who uses their insecurities to project onto a girl. Bitch made n#$!#.

"You know he said "fuck you" to his girl right? And he apparently loves her? Sounds like a bitch made man to me."

by eheheboii January 7, 2023