Maarten

Perfect at being a disappointment

Seldomly listens and puts alcohol before everything els
You should seriously quit drinking everyday you are being a real Maarten
by BAASterd October 09, 2023
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Maarten

A Maarten is the highest rank in gaming

ans he has the biggest Dick in the world
Oh I am Level 100 i am such a Maarten

Thats a Maarten Dick
by Sinadis June 05, 2017
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Maarten

A very big man witch is very buff and always wears flexing t-shirts. but he really tries to hard like a beta male
look a beta male
me: he is really a Maarten
him: yes yes
or:
me: In the summer you' ve gone a lot to the gym, you look like a real Maarten, wow
you: thanks
by maarten❤sexdungeon May 27, 2019
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Maarten Wilhelm

A weird guy who has a lot of time on his hands, but also likes to get hit up the side of the head by an Arizona iced tea can.
He likes to instruct and train people a lot.
Person 1: Have you heard of Maarten Wilhelm?
Person 2: Absolutely, I am terrified of him after receiving Basic training
by Cardiinal June 26, 2024
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