A Maarten is a person who is manipulative, lies a lot, and overall not to be trusted. They drink mostly alcohol.

Maarten's immediately believe everything they hear/read that fit's their own political/social ideas and do not want to hear anything that rivals these believes.

They are not open for discussion/other opinions and like to take the word all night, while drinking alcoholic beverages and lie.
Let's go full blown Maarten tonight (let's lie to eachother and drink strong drinks/get very drunk)
by FruitFlyAttack November 22, 2021
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A Maarten is the highest rank in gaming

ans he has the biggest Dick in the world
Oh I am Level 100 i am such a Maarten

Thats a Maarten Dick
by Sinadis June 5, 2017
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A very big man witch is very buff and always wears flexing t-shirts. but he really tries to hard like a beta male
look a beta male
me: he is really a Maarten
him: yes yes
or:
me: In the summer you' ve gone a lot to the gym, you look like a real Maarten, wow
you: thanks
by maarten❤sexdungeon May 27, 2019
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