Lord Farquaad

An amazing person who is our leader

oh look, Lord farquaad is over there, he is so amazing and sexy

by .lord_farquaad_ June 11, 2020

Lord Farquaad

A young man compensating for something, usually claims to be 5’9’’ when everyone knows it to be false.

Lord Farquaad over there just said he was going to ‘torch my shit’ but I don’t think he could torch a cigarette.

by Dangerlazer November 30, 2024

The Lord Farquaad

When you hire a midget to dress up like Lord Farquaad, and have sex with them.

I'm into role play, tonight I'll be trying The Lord Farquaad!

by Weena Chong July 06, 2022